Dave, Ryan, and Charles Get Lucky AKA "Go to Masters"

The Masters: a tournament that is known by any golfer it is the tournament of all tournaments and the dream of every young golfer. However the torunament is almost impossible to get into unless you have tickets. The problem was that Dave, Ryan, and Charlie didnt know how they were gunna get their hands on some tickets. Untill Charlie got the bright idea to go out for Daves 18th birthday and find some strippers.

During this time at the adult club we decided to buy dances from the beautiful ladies. Dave then came to the conclusion that we had all lost our wallets during the process of riding the mechanical bull that was located in the middle of the adult club. when the fine ladies asked us for the money we decided to run seeing as this seemed like the logical idea at the time. when we ran out side the ladies chased after us, while trying to cross the road they were struck by an n coming ice cream and flattened to their death. feeling relieved the three friends then sat down on a near by bench when trouble erupted again.

When the ladies had vacated the adult club the pimps had also ran to the doors to see what the curfuffal was all about. when they reached Ryan the pimp asked sharply where did my ladies go "in real life this statement would have been much worse :p" Ryan replied with a grin they are now being used as pot hole fillers. the pimp then turned to the street to see three bodies drawn out all over the pavement. the pimp began to fret because since the three buddies were under age and not supposed to be in the adult club the pimp would lose his club if the police were notified of these deaths.

 However the pimp then began to smile as he reached into his pocket, while doing so Dave turned to Charles saying that he really didn't think they were gonna get out of this one alive. the pimp hen pulled his hand from his pocket and in his hand he was holding three green tickets, which read "VIP Passes To Augusta National For Masters". the three friends looked at each other like it was a dream, when the pimp said boys if you keep this quiet i will give you these three tickets for free of charge as long as you dont tell anyone about our road kill over there. the three friends agreed to this offer and snatched up the tickets, then heading home to compete in more of the flip a cup championships at young Ryans house.

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