now that we have had a night of rest and regained conciousness we are ready to attend The Masters. We decide that we need some cuban cigars before we enter the tournament so since david can grow a full beard in 5 minutes we decide to let him go and purchase them. when dave returned he had a box of 50 cubans that looked beautiful, we then entered the tournament.
At first we did not know what to think there were people everywhere and cameras everywhere. we decided to go over to the practice range to see what the pros were up to, charles then grabbed the box of cigars and we all lit up and nice fat cuban. when we arrived at the range we decided it would be fun to go and heckle Tiger Woods, with jokes like tiger if you had one for hole you would have played a whole round and other jokes that offeneded him. we then moved to my boy john daly and brought out the air horn. this is when security had to much of us and asked us to leave the practice range due to the fact that we would blown the horn every single time a golfer was comming down on the ball causing them to slice the golf ball and get really pissed. therefore causing us to be removed from the practice range for the day.
We then move over to the food stands were Dave decides that he needs to buy 10 hot dogs for himself because the cigars have made him hungry. Dave gets to the stand and realizes that we have spent alll of our cash on the cigars so dave gets the bright idea of grabbing the hot dogs and running away without paying so charles and ryan follow, Augusta National Security try and catch us but we run into the ladies washroom and hide in a stall. we then find some makeup in the bathroom since we are being looked for charles grabs the makeup and we all put makeup on our face to hide from the security. when leaving the bathroom a young boy stares and yells look mommy a nam with makeup on causing dave to strike the child with the back of his hand. the mother then responded by beating dave to the ground with her hand bag causing a large curfufall. the security then saw the fight and ran back over remebering that we were the ones that had stolen the hot dogs. Dave was then taken to the ground by the security, Charles and Ryan tried to beat the crap out of the guards but there was just to many of them. after the guards got us under control they searched us to find our tickets, once they found them they cut our tickets into pieces and took us to the entrance to the golf course. we were then told that if we ever set foot on the property again we would be arrested and put to death, Ryan then took the air horn and blew it in the guards ears defining them and the three guys ran away laughing.
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